@tinucherian: I changed my network firewall to #chetanblocks. It blocks all incoming tweets!
@krishashok: Hitler finds out that Chetan Bhagat has blocked him on twitter- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5xh_rDr00M
@ashwin49: Apparently the next book is called "One night in #blockcenter" #chetanblocks
@raghuvanshr: Why are Chetan Bhagat's Twitter contacts called followers? Because it's impossible to fall any lower. #chetanblocks
@tinucherian: Upcoming books "3 blocks" , "One block at the call center" "3 blocks of my life" #chetanblocks
@vikramadityak: To err is human. To admit it is divine. To block is @chetan_bhagat. #chetanblocks
@tarouni: Q. where is chetan bhagat now ? A. Just a block away !! #chetanblocks  
@tinucherian: What would the new hostels at IITs be called?? #chetanblocks
@bigfatphoenix: Why can't anyone be in Chetan Bhagat's good books? Because there aren't any. #chetanblocks
@rahul_gupta: Liberhan report claims @chetan_bhagat could have blocked Babri Masjid's demolition#chetanblocks #fakingnews
@vanditk: Operating Systems teacher : What are superblocks ?  Student:  I don't know, but is it related to #chetanblocks ?
@echkay: And @Chetan_bhagat could be chief endorser for a lot of brands now.. Firewalls. Sunscreen.Condoms.shutters.locks. #chetanblocks
@echkay: Amidst all this frenzy, don't forget that each one of us is just one block away from@chetan_bhagat. #chetanblocks
@gautamghosh: Q: Clueless author's fave Hindi musical? A: Block On #chetanblocks
@Brainstuck: My company is planning to install @chetan_bhagat as firewall.#chetanblocks
@ajay_sood: Chetan's Building Blocks can be an effective security measure! #chetanblocks
@angadc: Guess what helped Draupadi when the whole Sari thing happened?#chetanblocks
@tinucherian Chetan 's next book - "1 mistake of my tweet " #chetanblocks
@tinucherian: Chetan's next movie is surely a "BLOCKbuster" #chetanblocks
@harshni: Kurt cobain was a rock star, chetan bagat a "block"star #chetanblocks
@crusadertvm: Five in Andhra commit suicide because Chetan blocked them on twitter #fakingnews #chetanblocks
@tinucherian: Why did 9/11 happen ? Chetan forgot to block Osama ! #chetanblocks
@rithwik: "How far is Epic Fail from here?" he asked. "Just 2 blocks away," said Chetan, breaking into tears. #ChetanBlocks
@raghuvanshr: KBC, aka Kaun Banega Chetan - the show that popularized the phrase "Computerji, --- block kiya jaaye" #chetanblocks
@okienowwhat: Why did Chetan top VTU? He drew awesome block diagrams. #chetanblocks  
@harishsram: rocket singh salesman of d yr - chetan blocksman of d yr lol #chetanblocks  
@peejaygeorge: Trying to keep up with the trend, CPI(M) appoints Chetan Bhagat as Block Development Officer
@srikanthv2: Why doesn't Chetan Bhagat live in a bungalow? A: He prefers apartment blocks.
@smranta: How did Chetan Bhagat break up with his GF ? A: By blocking her on twitter. #chetanblocks